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Our Beliefs

These are the beliefs which you should have. If you do not believe in these things then you should because they are the acest beliefs you can ever get.

The most important beliefs.

These are the beliefs that if you dont follow them then you are not cool.
 
  1. God is a willy.
  2. We believe in fate.
  3. We love santa claus.
  4. You cant eat a single grape.
  5. Cats are ugly things that eat pigeons.
  6. All cats must die.
  7. Dont eat fish.
  8. Do not look at railways or you shall have a miscarrage

The Truth

Now you shall learn the whole truth about the world you live in...
How the world was greated.
There is some big giants that live above us and one day they built a new rubbish dump. The rubbish had some ants in it that pieced the rubbish into circles... Then there was a major ant, called God and he had a happy wife (which we never hear of) they got buzy and made some little places and then got busy and made some ants. Gradually all the ants got very small and became different things.
Now the rubbish tip is abanodmed and we are the only things left, along with these other planets. The giants ocasionally pass which are earthquakes and if they accidentially spill something on the little heap of rubbish we get volcanos.
The new planet that was recently discovered was a new piece of rubbish answered.
 
Thats all your questions ever answered simpily by kate and eve.
If you want any more questions aswnered send us an email!

Little stories of creation.

The Chicken And The Egg?
 
The egg came first, One of the giants stood on the egg and it became deformed which is why chickens look weird.
 
Are ghosts real?
 
yes they are. If they werent it was certainly some smart arse that invented them or "made them up"
 
Is heaven real?
There is only one proven and tested way too find this out, because we're keeping it a secret.
  1. Go to church and have your sins forgiven.
  2. Find an extremely tall building.
  3. Jump.
  4. Then the moment of truth... are you in heaven?

Do you choose to disagree with our beliefs? If you do, which you shouldnt email kate_and_eve@hotmail.com
 
Or email us anyway because we're getting kind of lonely.

Please refrain from eating your computer. We no we look tasty.